Hello Fear Factor residents,
I have newly prepared the most gross and yucky meal of all. It is named Spider Stew. I know this will be your favorite. Enjoy!!!
Recipe:
For this creepy and disgusting meal first sift a handful of wiggly worms and pour it into a cauldron. Next steam a pint of hairy live spiders. After that churn a cup of squishy roasted sheep brains. I hope you won't barf right now because here comes the gross, I mean the best part. Shake up a quart of liquidated mud. Then knead up a tablespoon of hard cow patties. After that deep fry just a pinch of greased mice skin. Next marinate a liter of mashed pig tongues. Now comes what all you Fear Factor residents have been waiting for. Grate a gallon of hot boiled snake guts. After you have done all of the terrifying steps written pour all your ingredients into a single leaky pot and mix it up good.
My yummy meal serves 20 people. Eat well this time because this might be the last time
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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